I got to the store the other day and realized I left Ella's shoes at home.
"What are we going to do?" I asked Ella, considering running back to the house.
"No, Mom, I don't need shoes at the store," Ella informed me, "Dad always just let's me ride in the cart without shoes!"
"Oh, he does!"
The game is up, Paul. Count on a long healthy life of your own children telling all your parenting secrets.