I assume that while I have children in my home without a cell phone of their own, that my phone will never be truly mine. And I'm mostly okay with that. There's not much for them to do on my phone anyway, I do have a few educational games on there for emergencies, but they are pretty obedient about not playing games without asking. I have relinquished almost all control of my camera, because it is easy to erase pictures en masse, and I like seeing what they decide is worth documenting. But one of their favorite activities is changing the name on my phone. It is really easy to do, thanks to Siri, and basically their tactic is to say as many silly words as possible until Siri stops recording. Above, you can see my current name.