One: My sister, Laurel, and I are the two funniest people on this planet.
Two: We get each other in a way that defies understanding.
I'm hoping for the first.
But the truth is, with everyone else, I am pretty boring. Why don't I have unbelievably witty things to say when my friends are around? Why can I not evoke that level of laughter when I need to impress new acquaintances?
I either need to work on my one liners, or start inviting Laurel to all of my social events. Because I'm guessing that my joke about blood-clotting is just not going to have the same effect on everyone else.